Brick.
Oven.
Pizza.
Lemme hear you say “BOP. BOP. BOP.”
Located in sunny South Florida, Pizza Uncharted is one of the best spots to get a gourmet slice on the go
Pacific Tavern opened in May 2010 and is located inside the Smith Hotel Brooklyn. Since then, Golden Spork winner Chef Lang has been serving both quality interpretations of classic dishes and daring new ventures into the uncharted territories of food.
Pacific Tavern’s interior, designed by the award-winning Hayden Collective, reflects the hip sensibilities of the surrounding area while also paying tribute to Brooklyn’s storied past. The multi-level restaurant offers the choice to observe passers-by in the glass-encased Cascade Bar on the 2nd floor, or watch the art of cooking as it occurs in the open-kitchen dining room.
contact us
(123) 867-5309
HOURS
M-TH: 1:00PM – 10:00 PM
Sa: 2:00PM – 11:00 PM
Su: 12:00PM – 6:00 PM
Location
4452 Somewhere Pizza Lives
New York Sidewalk, NY, 43521
MENU
pizza
all the cheese
Cheese, cheese, and some tomato stuff in the middle.
$12
mighty meaty
Cow meat, goat meat, meat meat.
$14
Good Square Bread
Just dough. No cheese, no sauce.
$18
even more cheese
Cheese, cheese, cheese, cheese, tomato stuff, and more cheese.
$14
mightiest meatiest
Cow meat. Goat meat. Meat meat. People meat? You decide.
$18
good circle bread
Just dough, no cheese, no sauce, bit circular. Crazy huh?
$19
PIE IN THE SKY
A normal cheese pizza but we launch that thing in the air
$24
meateor shower
Same thing as a Pie in the Sky but there’s meat when we throw it.
$28
good nothing
No dough, no cheese, no sauce, no shapes. Pay us and step off, homes.
$32
MENU
cocktails
old fashioned
Just old stuff, whiskey, orange, and other stuff.
$12
WHISKEY SOUR
Good whiskey and a bunch of other sour stuff.
$15
WHISKEY SWEET
Good whiskey and the same stuff as a Whiskey Sour but not sour.
$16
small beer
Just a type of beer that makes you able to get drunk and stuff.
$7
medium beer
That same type of good-ass beer as the small beer, but medium-er.
$8
large beer
You guessed it, the same kinda beer as the other 2, just maximum.
$10
Tequila
Just. Tequila.
$6
whiskey
Only whiskey. That’s it.
$6
bourbon
Like whiskey, but it sounds cooler.
$6
Red wine
Y’know, the fancy stuff that comes from Italy.
$8 | $35
White Wine
That same fancy Italy stuff, but not the color that stains your teeth.
$8 | $35
Water
Yeah, we charge you for water. We’re fancy and stuff.
$6
MEET THE CHEF
You see this guy? You see how legit he looks? This man makes pizza for a living. Since conception this guy has been doing stuff. You see the pizza he made in this photo? My dude has jalapenos, cheese, red stuff, orange stuff, and more cheese. Why does he have a whisker in his apron, you might ask?
Don’t ask. My dude Pizza Mario won’t take no questions, he just makes-a the pizza. Just look at his mustache.
tastymonials
If there’s one thing I know, it’s pizza. And beer. And talking about pizza and beer. Brick. Oven. Pizza. is one of the best spots to get a slice and a frosty brew. I just like saying frosty brew. Frrrrrrrosty brew. Oh no. I said that out loud. Everyone’s looking. PANICKING HEY SIRI SEND TWEET.
Ando Santando
Pizza Drinker & Beer Eater
get some tunes
